Im Back

Yes......I m back on this roadshow. And most probably this time, I will stick fast to it. Hope, you will follow me.

Some Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE:If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Good Reader

After spending almost three months, i become not a good coder but become a good reader. Yup, that's the fact. From start to uptill now, i m only focused to the technologies which i don't know such that JAVA, BizTalk Server 2006, ASP.NET 2.0, Mobile ASP.NET Web, NHibernate and last not least JavaScript. But, One thing i wana to mention that "No use cases has been handle by me over these technologies nor on those which i know before. In this short period, you can imagine how much experty i got in any of the technology...........Right now i m thinking wat i can do ...............buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!.

Job Started

A new face of the life has been seen by me from 3rd Jan 2007. I started in the Software House " Techlogix (Pvt) Ltd" which is situated in The Forum. I do't have any questions about Techlogix but real questions about the venue, ya exactly The Forum is really nice to look POWER PUFF Gurlz, that shows ur real Passion. DUM HAI TOU DEKH !!!!!.

Software Engineer

Qs Organized by Mr. Ali Jafri, CEREBRUM TECHNOLOGIES (PVT) LTD.
And Mr. Ahmed Hussain, MAZIK-USA (PVT) Ltd.

Windows Application:
What is .Net framework?
What is the main component of .Net framework?
What is CLR, CLS, CTS?
What CLR do?
Why you prefer .Net framework over other?
What is the architecture of .Net framework?
What is polymorphism?
What is abstraction?
What is interface? Is interfaces are available in C++?
How you differentiate b/w interface and abstraction?
If we like to inherent from more than one class, so what is the mechanism we apply?
What is the diff b/w Private and Protected? Where we use Internal Protected?
What is the diff b/w manage and unmanage code?
What is the diff b/w overloading and overriding?
What you feel the main diff in the architecture of .Net 1.1 and .Net 2.0?
If we want to calculate the log3(25) and we do not have the function of log ki base 3 then what we do?
If any number has power 0 then it is equal to 1, can u proof this?
Consider the situation
Public class parent {}
Public class child:parent {}
Which of the following is correct:
* parent p = new child();
* child c = new parent();
If there is no abstract method in the class, so can we place this class as abstract?
When C++ and Java is available in the market then why Microsoft made C#? means can you give detail of merits of C#?
Why we make static classes?
If we want such that nobody inheret from class A then what keyword we place before Class A or no keyword?
In cricket, there is a rule that at No Ball there is runout and stump but no catch or bowled, why?
What are partial classes?
What is generic?
If we customize the collection class such that it can contain only specific class, so we implement that?
Do you know Vista?
What are its well known APIs available now?
What diff you feel b/w oracle and sql server ?
What diff you feel b/w sql server 2000 and sql server2005? a/c to architectural view?

Web Developer:
What is view state and what it does?
If client request a page then what its procedure?
What are Global resources?
What is global.asax file? Web.config file?

Database:
What steps we apply in DBMS? Means normalization.
Can you give details of each step?
What are constraints?
What are triggers?
What is the main diff b/w stored procedures and inline query?
What is the benefit of stored procedure?
How we apply constraints over tables?
What is the primary key and unique key?
What is the diff b/w primary key and secondary key?

Last not Least

Hmnmm... 9th september 2006 was being the last day of session for my bachelor course. I really enjoy the last day its really fun with little pains of losting the old friends but a happy moments are waiting to leave the uni as well.

BirthDay Blast

Jungle Mai Mungle Tera Hi Dam Se
Sub Na Yeh Shoor Machaii Hai Salgira Ka Din Aeya Hai

( too difficult to rite in roman urdu........)

public class Birthday
{
private int day;
private int month;
private int year;
private Name name;
private string Famous_Event;

void Win_Cake(string Comments)
{
// Place a Comment and Chance to Win a Grand Prize 50,000 mg Piece of Cake.
// heheheheh.........
}
}
public Class Name
{
string _first;
string _middle;
string _last;
}
public void Main()
{
// this code is only run on .NET 3.0 framework....i think so not sure....
Birthday Unknown = new Birthday{ day=4, month=7, year=1984,
new Name{ _first="Zohaib", _middle="Uddin", _last="Khan"},
Famous_Event="Independence Day of USA" };

Unknown.Win_Cake(" Janam Din Mubarak Ho");
}